Thursday, June 17, 2010

Welcome to my face, have a seat!

So with the help of my buddy Ish, (and by help , I mean he told me "It's easy to set up you stupid fuck") I've set up this site to post my random thoughts and other nonsense that spews forth from that horribly damaged part of my anatomy I refer to as a "brain".
I may pull out some stuff from the archive of madness, but this will be my man's version of a diary, and a way to argue with myself without seeming insane, or something like that.
Actually, it's as much a diary as the Punisher's war Journal, which is full of killing and war stories, but not so much in my case.
Mine is going to be full of crazy talk and stories of almost being raped by maintenance men when I was a child and things that annoy me and the best way to avoid being shot in the face on the way home.
More to follow, just wait for it.

8 comments:

  1. Way to go! You're not retarded you autisitc bastard!

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  2. Way to go [you stupid fuck?], now I have more to read. I'll contribute artistic renditions of your war stories.

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  3. It wasn't just maintenance men who tried to rape me, there was also some random fat guy.

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  4. Did Slick ever try anything funny? Because I'll break his legs...which would make it harder for him to fall asleep standing up.

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  5. I'll follow you all right, through an alley way, wearing a ski mask, then jump out and say "HA, Gotcha white girl!" and then I'll perform a magic trick.

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  6. Don't do it, because then I'd have to hear her tell me all about it.

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  7. Are you trying to convince me to go for a stabbing? Does it look like my name is O.J.?

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